Friday, 20 May 2011

Pointless Kitchen Utensils


Stainless Steel Saucepans. With....wait for it...Stainless Steel Handles.We all know metal conducts heat (if you don't you're probably stupid) and when you place it on a hot stove it gets really very hot.

And the whole point of cooking with a saucepan with a handle surely is to stop us touching the hot saucepan itself and  therefore no prevent us on the floor screaming due to burnt hand.

SO WHAT I ASK IS.....WHY ON THIS GOD FORSAKEN EARTH DO PEOPLE MAKE METAL HANDLES SO WHEN YOU MAKE YOURSELF A BOILED EGG IN THE MORNING (LIKE ME TODAY) AND WHEN  YOU GO TO EMPTY IT, IT BURNS YOUR HAND?!


Pointless. Someone should be slapped.
If you're getting paid to make something useful and safe, do it right.

If you don't just go home and watch old re-runs of The Simpsons and eat pizza.
Because you're just being lazy.


Did I seriously just write a blog entry about Saucepans?

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